OK….I admit it. I own a Gucci bag, so I’m part
of the problem. I bought it three years ago, when it was on sale (50% off!!). At the time,
I wore jeans and sweaters to work (hey, it was the software industry), and carrying a purse with panache was one of
my only ways to assert some style.
My Gucci bag:
Kinda cute, isn't it? Unfortunately, now that I've figured out the adverse connection between Gucci's clothes and Gucci's bags, I can't use it. Now I need to figure out what to do with it......
Should I stab it with a scary knife?
Or maybe I should take the cheese grater to it:
Should I light it on fire?
OK....Not a very impressive fire. But I live in an apartment! While I figure out what to do with my Gucci bag, I'm going to put it in my closet, where it will be consumed by chaos. Try to find the bag in my messy closet. Out of sight, out of mind.
Here's a picture of my closet:
Knives. Cheese graters. Raging fires. Messy closets.
What fate should befall your Gucci bag?
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