"Man, these ropes sure are tight," pondered the Gucci bag while immobilized on the dining room table. "I'm starting to ache. I can hardly breathe. What did I do to deserve this? When will someone help me?"
This isn't the first time the Gucci bag has been tortured. And it won't be the last. Stay tuned. And if you happen to have a bag that deserves some abuse, please forward the photos!