"Man, these ropes sure are tight," pondered the Gucci bag while immobilized on the dining room table. "I'm starting to ache. I can hardly breathe. What did I do to deserve this? When will someone help me?"
This isn't the first time the Gucci bag has been tortured. And it won't be the last. Stay tuned. And if you happen to have a bag that deserves some abuse, please forward the photos!
OK, so the stove is off....But maybe next time, the bag will be in flames!
Hubby sitting on Gucci bag. 'Nuff said.....
Before heading off on vacation, I wanted to subject my Gucci bag to a little more torture.....Here it is, squished by a chair!!!
-- And there's more Gucci misery to come in 2007.
I love this....But I don't think my Gucci bag feels the same way. Leather and S&M go together, don't they? Who knew Ralph Lauren boots could be so kinky and dominating!
Stef forwarded me another picture of her Gucci bag getting the fate it deserves. Stef has put her bag in the trash! Will the bag escape before the it hits the curb? Stay tuned!
Of course, this isn't the only time Stef's Gucci bag has experienced an indignity. It was previously attacked by pumpkins. Wendy Brandes' Gucci bag was dissed by her dog. My own Gucci bag has also suffered. It's been stomped on, left bound and helpless, put in a washing machine, and more. - Basically, it's the ultimate fashion victim.
If you have a Gucci bag in distress, please forward me the gory photos at BoycottTheBag@aol.com. Don't be a fashion victim, turn your bag into one!
It's not clear if this Gucci bag has been attacked by pumpkins, or if the bag is a binge eater and tried to snack on one too many. Whatever the case, the pumpkins are winning.
Stef McDonald, the woman responsible for this shot, says that her Gucci bag was "a victim of mischevious pumpkins. They were naughty little gourds, calling out -- let us play in the bag, let us play in the bag!"
Stef's Gucci bag was lucky. My own Gucci bag hasn't fared quite as well. Here are some pictures of what it has been subjected to. But don't feel sorry for the bags. They deserve it.
If you are inspired to torture your Gucci bag, please forward the pictures to BoycottTheBag@aol.com. Thanks, Stef, for sharing!
Was it murder? Was it suicide? Or was it a little recreational auto-erotic-asphyxiation? Whatever the case, this Gucci bag was gasping for breath.
Of course, this isn't the first time that I've tortured my Gucci bag. My washing machine almost drowned this bag. This was't the first time my Gucci bag got tangled up in ropes, either. My favorite was torturing the bag while wearing my favorite Ralph Lauren boots. There's nothing like a heel crushing a bad bag, to really put that purse in its place.
If you have any pictures or ideas, please let me know at BoycottTheBag@aol.com. Let your bag know how you feel about Gucci, and share those feelings with the rest of us!
OK.....My Gucci bag won't fit down the toilet.....But it was worth a shot!
Since I don't want to get out a plunger or call a plumber, the bag is safe for a little longer.....In the meantime, it should be very afraid.
This isn't the only time that a Gucci bag has been tortured. My own personal favorite is the stiletto heel to the Gucci bag. If you have any pictures or ideas, please let me know at BoycottTheBag@aol.com. Let your bag know how you feel about Gucci, and share those feelings with the rest of us!
